Young Asian-ish Shady Man: Excuse me.
Me: Yes?
YASM: I just wanted to tell you that I think you're really cute.
Me: Oh, well, thank you.
YASM: You're really pretty, like I just saw you and thought, "Wow." And I was wondering if you were single and maybe I could get your number.
Me: Oh, I'm flattered, but I'm gay. Sorry. Well, I'm not sorry, but yeah, I'm gay, so.
YASM: Really?
Me: Yes.
YASM: I really hope that's not a lie, because I'm asking for a friend, actually, because I'm married...
Me: No, I'm like, really gay. I promise. But thank you.
YASM: What if my friend was a girl?
Me: I'm going to go now.
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rosesandnightmares said:
i love your life sometimes.
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